Daily "Overheard at BYU" Quote

Quote 1:

A girl talking to a guy about what shirt to wear for a date to Jump On It:

"Well which one's easiest to take off???"

Quote 2:

dude 1: "so where'd you take her to eat?"

dude 2: "temple cafeteria."

dude 1: "dude, it was a second date!"

dude 2: "yeah! i know! but it was celestial! and she pounded the food!"

dude 1: "so she's endowed?"

dude 2: "yeah man, so she gets temple humor too!"

dude 1 and dude 2 in unison: "BONUS!!!" (double fist bump)